I speak English. When I went to school I learnt French and Spanish (and latin but I slept through most of that).
Now there is a new language on the street. It’s called ‘I work in a shop and have the ability to ignore all customers and continue a conversation with other staff about my social life/sex life/acne/overdraft/boyfriend/best friend/worst friend/haircut all whilst searching for an organic lime or processing a credit card.
Am I bovvered???
marigold x












