New word on the street

I speak English.  When I went to school I learnt French and Spanish (and latin but I slept through most of that). 

Now there is a new language on the street.  It’s  called ‘I work in a shop and have the ability to ignore all customers and continue a conversation with other staff about my social life/sex life/acne/overdraft/boyfriend/best friend/worst friend/haircut all whilst searching for an organic lime or processing a credit card.

Am I bovvered???

marigold x