THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME…..

I was reading a blog the other day and was inspired by a post on ‘things you don’t know about me’… I had a big catch up BLOG read that day so who ever you are out there in blogland I loved it…. and they say a copy cat is a flattering cat.

We have our Q&A  interviews which is a similar idea to this, having said that my responses may have gone a little too far!!! ANYHOO  here are a few facts about me.

Things you don’t know about me:

When I was single and carefree, plus according my father careless!, I used to ride around London on my Honda 250 motor bike, kitted out in my black leathers including black helmet and visor.. (I mean I drove it.. not ride on the back)

I passed my driving test first time… but rolled back on my hill start and hit the kerb during the test!

I have never eaten a ‘Subway’ BurgerKing or a KFC…but I used to live above a MacDonald’s.

Once in a nightclub my mate and I were being chatted up by a couple of less than desirable blokes, when ‘mine’ asked me what I did for a job I told him I was an Ice Cream taster for Walls and that week had been promoted to chocolate flavour… he left!

I also told another chap that I was a Time Lord’s assistant and that we had just popped in from 1882… he also left very fast… I want to point out here I am not psycho … just have an imagination that sometimes causes trouble for me!

I have to sleep on the left-hand side of the bed so I can have my left foot out from under the duvet!

I have a fear of water… the kind you swim in…no deep end for me!

If I can’t remember the words to a song I use the alphabet to fill in… Phantom of the Opera scans in well… try it A-B-C-D-E-F-G

I loath the Telly Tubbies…that’s all I have to say on that

I once borrowed my boyfriend’s Range Rover and smacked it into a low wall… I didn’t tell him! He is an ex now needless to say!

I once house sat for the parents of a friend to look after the cat…. I told a current boyfriend it was my house… and that I was minted, I was 18 yrs old at the time.

I have an overwhelming fear of rats and mice….not the furry end that’s ok… just the tails….uuuurrrrgggggg.

When very, very young I feed my little brother worms, slugs and dirt…. We were having a ‘tea’ party in the garden….he is fine by the way! I still dry vom when I think of it…

I once was having a pash session in the back of boyfriends car in the woods… all was going well until the gamekeeper knocked on the window with a shotgun in his hands…. It was private property… who knew!

I won the prize for worse tennis player at school… I still have the tiny cup…

AAAAAND I have never been on a horse…. they are simply tooooooo big!

YOU SEE, I TOLD I MAY HAVE GONE TOO FAR….. XX